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Upload the evidence
Drop your dating profile screenshots into the arena. A photo, bio, prompt, or entire profile works.
AI dating-profile roasts
Truth hurts.You improve.
Your dating profile has been telling on you. Get a savage, specific read—then a real game plan to make the next swipe count.
No credit card. No fake compliments.
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Free planUpload anything.
Dating profile, outfit, resume…
PhotoBioPrompts
Intensity
Savage
Coach Mode
Less “why would you say that?” More “fine, I'll fix it.”
Action plan ready
Brutally useful.
Shareably savage.
100%
specific reads
0%
generic fluff
∞
group-chat potential
The process
No fluff.
Just focus.
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Pick the heat
Set the intensity from helpful nudge to no-mercy. You are always in control of the smoke.
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Say it. Share it. Fix it.
Get the one-liners, make a meme-worthy card, then use Coach Mode for the actual glow-up plan.
Built to screenshot
Your profile
has been seen.
Every roast gets a meme-ready card. Keep the truth private, or give your friends the content they deserve.
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Dating profile“Your bio says
go with the flow
because a plan would expose you.”
Savage truth, delivered.
Share the damage
Pick your damage
Laugh free.
Fix it with Coach Mode.
The joke is free. The action plan is for people serious about a better next draft.
Free plan
$0
For curious egos and wildly roastable group chats.
- Specific AI roasts
- Dating profiles, outfits, decks, resumes
- Meme-ready share cards
- Standard roast styles
Ouch+
$8/month
For people who can take the joke—and actually want a stronger profile afterward.
- Everything in Free
- Practical Coach Mode advice
- More monthly roasts
- Expanded intensity controls
- High-resolution share cards
- Priority processing
Fair questions
Before you volunteer as tribute.
Your ego will be fine
Upload it.
We dare you.
Get the roast you'll screenshot—and the advice you'll quietly use afterward.
Roast me free